Sentences.
-What won't Linux run on?
-Apple shouldn't use embedded QuickTime in their webpages, it's just...it's just stupid.
-GNOME > KDE.
-Every Mac with a graphics card with more than four bytes of memory will cost at least one thousand dollars. Period.
-Scratch that last one; Apple charges an additional fifty dollars to add a UTF-8 period to their fonts. Make it a lower-case "o".
-Douglas Adams was nothing short of a genius.
-Randall Munroe is getting there. Stick Figure's Guide to the Galaxy would help.
-Homeschooling should be mandatory.
-Goodbye.