Getting in the spirit.
You better watch out.
(Is that a threat?)
You better not cry.
(I'll feel what I want to.)
Better not pout.
(What if I were depressed, you insensitive moron?)
I'm telling you why.
(Are you? I didn't recognize the childish disposition.)
Santa Claus is coming to town.
(Not to a gated community, he's not.)
He's making a list.
(I prefer arrays.)
And checking it twice.
(Obsessive-compulsive?)
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice.
(Based on Christian moral standards.)
Santa Claus is coming to town.
(Gated community, idiot!)
He sees you when you're sleeping.
(That's just kinda creepy.)
He knows when you're awake.
(Yeah, it's kinda easy to tell. I'm kinda...conscious.)
He knows if you've been bad or good.
(This reeks of the bible.)
So be good for goodness sake!.
(Goodness sake? That's not even proper grammar!)
Oh! You better watch out!
(I swear to god.)
You better not cry.
(Look, I'm not going to be censored!)
Better not pout.
(Mental disorders!)
I'm telling you why.
(I think you do have OCD. Stop repeating yourself.)
Santa Claus is coming to town.
(Are you even listening to me?)
Santa Claus is coming to town.
(I can't take this. Have a mediocre holiday.)