I'm done titling my posts.
So, after about 45 minutes of removing keyboard keys, and cleaning beef stew out of them (I guess I deserved it; I switched around some keys on a school iBook G4 on Friday. :P), I'm ready to post. It's not so much of a post as a request, actually. If anybody reading this knows a 13-17 year old user interface programmer, please leave a comment. I'm looking for one. I'll post more later, but I've gotta run.
-Lane