10 minutes of wasted time.
class ResidentF (float moneyF = 1500.0);
class ResidentM (float moneyM = 48.0);
int marriage (ResidentF, ResidentM, prenup, TRUE);
{
//Residents may now create child classes.
float funds = moneyF + moneyM;
define.prenup.class:MyObjects (ResidentF: Car, House, Kids, Dignity, funds*0.5, Alamony);
define.prenup.class:YourObjects (ResidentM: funds*0.5);
return.to.lawyer (prenup, funds*0.1);
//Pre-nuptial agreement is now verified.
marry.classes:(ResidentF, ResidentM, "Couple");
//Happy day!
}
int honeymoon (maritalsex==TRUE, protection==TRUE)
{
integer minutes = 2;
marital.sex (Couple, minutes);
sleep.until (11:35);
}
int lifetogether (kids==FALSE, maritalsex==Forget.About.It, protection==N/A)
{
cycle Life = (class GetUp, class Eat, class LookForJob, class Sleep);
buy.apartment (funds*0.25);
buy.furnishings (funds*0.25);
continue.cycle (Life, year*30.0);
add.to.cycle (class Affair, ResidentM, end);
wait.years (2);
discover.affair (killhusband TRUE, jail TRUE, endallcurrentcycles TRUE) ;
)
//See you in hell!