A picture is worth exactly 92 words.
I realized I haven't posted a decent picture of myself since, well, ever. So here's one to give you all an idea.
Sorry about the bandwidth, Flickr. I'll upload it soon enough. I call this photo the Skinny Nerdy White Boy with a Treo Camera.
P.S. (Yes. The word count in the subject counts every word in the post and the title. Abbreviated and contracted words count as two. The HTML and punctuation do not count. Numbers do.)