iTunes EULA...a hidden plan?
I came across a copy of the End User License Agreement for the Apple product "iTunes". Something unexpected came along near the end...
"You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
How am I supposed to manufacture a nuke with a digital media player? I'm SURE that's how Korea's doing it... with pirated copies of iTunes.

(By the way: I can only, at best, detect a town through my reverse DNS pinging, not only will that never reveal a house, but most people are old enough to not worry about getting kidnapped, even if I could.)