Secrets
Ah, the childhood secrets. How filling gets in a Twinkie. What happens to cotton candy after it goes in your mouth. But I've discovered one I can almost guarantee none of you know. How many licks it takes to get a taste of the sweet, chocolatey center of a Tootsie Pop. L.S.A. Studio researchers have spent periods of time testing this theory, (yes, in addition to my secretary, I have researchers), and have come up with the answer. Since some of you may not want to know, I have made the text white to blend in with the background. Highlight the page if you want to see the true answer. Just so you know, this number is exact. Not one before, not one after, althought it might seem unusual, this is a true number. And that number is...1200. The world may never know? Well, here at L.S.A., we defy that statement.
-Lane
Comments
Hey- what's your source??!
Posted by: Katie Clark | November 6, 2006 06:23 AM
HI LANE!!! I go to your skool lol. Getting burnt by a glue gun does hurt sometimes!!!
Posted by: Unknown | November 9, 2006 02:53 PM
YOU HAVE NO MIDDLE NAME!!! HAHAHAHAHA
(Note from Lane: This person put in a last name. Haha! I will mark anyone who does this from now on.)
Posted by: Seanna ***** | November 9, 2006 02:55 PM
1200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can u be sure? Well us here at MDZ science labratories say that 1200 licks is proposturous! A tootsie pop will desolve to the center at different speeds depending on the suliva content of ones mouth, general heat variations of ones mouth, and densityof the actual pop. So next time consider ALL of the possibilities. 1200 licks, HAH!
(Note from Lane: That's true. But, you fail to consider the minimal difference in the density of Tootsie Pops, based on the fact that they all use the same substance for molds and materials. As for the mouth difference, that's also minimal. After the first 100 or so licks, the saliva content will diminish greatly, leaving most mouths with the same low content. We all know it will take at least over 100, so that will render the almost microscopic changes in one's saliva insignificent. We did think about things here at L.S.A., so please, MDZ Laboratories, leave us to our work.)
Posted by: michael zillioux | November 10, 2006 10:43 AM