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To fully enjoy the iMac experience, please click the link below to see it in full size. Down to the button on the keyboard, this is almost the real thing! (Sort of.)
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To fully enjoy the iMac experience, please click the link below to see it in full size. Down to the button on the keyboard, this is almost the real thing! (Sort of.)
I hate my school. It's the academic equivalent of Valium. I have two smart teachers, and all of the rest teach from their books. Why learn woodshop and English, when I could be learning PHP and ColdFusion, and learn for what I plan to do when I'm older? Kids should get to pick what they learn. If I grow up to be a software programmer, I don't need half of the classes I take already. I'd need math, of course, and Spanish, if I programmed a language transfer device, but I can't think of a whole lot of other things. 7 HOURS of work I won't even need most of! They should create a school where kids pick for SURE what they're going to do for the rest of their life, and learn it!
-Lane
P.S.
Me Time!: Guess my age. Winners get the satisfaction of knowing my age. Post in a comment, but I won't accept it if you don't ACTUALLY leave a comment on the post as well.
I just heard one of the aunts from the old sitcom "Sabrina, The Teenage Witch" on a commercial. A Folgers Coffee commercial. Wow. I never thought such a big star would end up with such a crappy job, being an advertiser for beans. I know what you'll probably say. "butt lane thats probly not the ant lolz!!!1!one". Well it is. I'm right. So ha.
-Lane

Beth Broderick (a.k.a. Aunt Zelda)

There is the image that I'd like you to link to me with. Are you good enough to link to me? Probably not, but you can take the test.
Test:
If you can figure out how to make the HTML code to link to me, (a simple href code) then you are good enough to have me linked. Materials you will need are HTML knowledge and a website to link from. Also, please don't link straight to the image, please download it and re-upload as your own image. Good luck!
-Lane
P.S. If you have no knowledge of HTML, ask a son or daughter. Chances are pretty good they know what that is.
Sorry about the late model, but here it is. A white and a black Apple MacBook.

If anyone can tell me my middle name, I will send them a brand new Apple MacBook. That is this week's me time.
-Lane
Ouch.
My presentation. Make sure to pause every frame, it runs rather quickly in .mov form.
-Lane