TAG Is Poisonous!
I bought a TAG Body Shot thing today, and it actually smells pretty good. But with suggestive names like "After Hours" or "Wild Card", what twelve-year-old pre-pubescent boy WOULDN'T want one? I read the ingredients as well. Not only does it make you sweat more, but it contains the delightful scent of PROPANE!!! Apparently I am not supposed to inhale this due to brain damage possibility, and the relatively low mortality rate. And it's flammable too, thanks to the fuel they put in it. Maybe next year they'll make Speed Stick tar deoderant, gasoline AXE spray, or maybe diesel shampoo.
-Lane