Apple
I want to make millions like Steve Jobs, and I have a plan! Okay, first I'll access the secret military spy satellite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the U.S. Then I'll ID Apple HQ and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Steve Job's limo... It's almost too easy. We have to only hope his limo breaks down from the electronic jams we'll send, and I can fly a jet down to his position and take him into cargo holding, after which we will bring him to my basement and interrogate him until he gives us the plans and source code for Mac OS X Leopard and *I* can make billions! But considering that I am not even old enough to drive, I doubt I can get a pilot's liscense, not get put in juvenile detention for accessing military satellites, and succeed in hiring a crew of interrogators without being laughed at to a certain extent.
-Lane